The trilogy: Act I
I can't tell you how many times a day I feel like a fraud
An impersonator
Just because I don't fit into this personna
This role that they expect
No - want me to play
The script titled
"Life of a heterosexual man"
That comes with a guidebook ...
1. Watch football with the guys over a couple of beers on the weekends
2. Make sure I lay pipe regularly so I can hold down a conversation with the boys
And finally, to sum this all up...
3. Master the art of being a dick!
It's always in the "mwanaume!!!" comments
I can always feel the backlash behind it ...
Makes me feel really judged -
She caught me resting my hands on my waist and yelled at me
Saying " men don't hold their waists"
And I just wondered...
Isn't it mine tho?????
I found myself asking...what's manhood?
Is it the possession of a big dick?
Is it having a high sex count and having fucked every girl out there?
Or is it being a diehard Man U fan?
Cause I'm neither of all those
I found myself lacking conversation in a room full of men
This one's telling me about how much he makes his girl squirt
And that's real cute but bro - TMfuckinI!!!
This other one's giving me advice on how to get laid
Again... cute but I'm really good thank you
While this other one was just being plain annoying
Too vain for me to even muster up the energy to give a false sense of attention
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